KETCHUPwithME

liteee:

liteee:

Eevee jumps headfirst into snow

ding!

(via riccasze)

elierlick:

THIS. This is how you support trans people.

(via proudpoe)

benepla:

my cock is too huge syndrome. balls that weigh me down and corrupt my mind. gigantic wang disorder (GWD)

bottombinch:

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auroranibley:

alphacrone:

i want a modern robin hood reboot where it isn’t like gritty hackers or badass con artists stealing from the elite it’s like. florida man shotgunning a beer, putting on a mardi gras mask from the clearance section of party city, then decking jeff bezos in the face and stealing his wallet. 

(via rejected-transboy)

katy-l-wood:

I’m rewatching Avatar and I can’t believe I literally just realized that each of Bumi’s challenges for Aang are based on the other three elements. The first, with the waterfall, is obviously water. The second is heavily Earth based; Aang could’ve easily used earthbending to stop Flopsy. The third is clearly modeled after an Agni Kai. The layout is almost exactly what we see in Zuko’s duel with his father, not to mention the red coloring.

Bumi was fucking seeing if Aang had learned any of the other elements during his missing century. HOW DID I MISS THIS IN ALL MY OTHER REWATCHES?!

(via my-tatteredwingsof-freedom)

geminiagent:

bondingthroughmutualhatred:

confessionistt:

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

(via riccasze)

paulthebukkit:

what ur favorite kirby game says about you

(via retrogamingblog)

(Source: notkatniss, via rejected-transboy)

dunmertitty:

the tea is SCALDING

(via exuberance-of-youth)

illufinch:

library

process/walk-through and commentary

(via riccasze)

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

(via exuberance-of-youth)

ajani-on-the-spot:

gehayi:

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

(via my-tatteredwingsof-freedom)

emptyjunior:

loveallcute:

Miles asked “What’s a Comic Con?” not because he’s not nerdy enough, but because it’s not called Comic Con in his universe.
(Obviously Peter B’s universe is ours)

Miles: oh you mean dash con?

Peter:

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(Source: chubbycattumbling, via my-tatteredwingsof-freedom)