tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

(Source: spookywildling)

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.

Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.

Guy: Well...yeah.

Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

oceansofbliss:

i strive to one day be as enthusiastic as geoff ramsey winning a virtual fishing contest 

strxxt-villian:

STOP LET HIM LIVE

(Source: kya-lok)

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me
People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

(Source: radissonclaire)

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)

craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)